Too Dumb for New York, Too Ugly for L.A.
Not everyone belongs in New York. Not everyone belongs in L.A.
Some people belong in beautifully chaotic homes with good lighting, questionable decisions and very strong opinions.
Too Dumb for New York, Too Ugly for L.A. is a playful typography art print made for girls who decorate with humour, irony and a little delusion.
Bold, cheeky and unapologetically dramatic, this piece turns self-deprecating humour into statement décor — designed for bedrooms, gallery walls and spaces that don’t take perfection too seriously.
Created for interiors filled with personality, nostalgia and main character energy, because sometimes the best aesthetic is simply not trying to fit in.
Created by us and inspired by internet humour, girlhood and playful rebellion, then printed to become part of everyday life.
Printed to order on museum-quality Hahnemühle fine art paper using premium giclée printing, preserving colour richness and painterly detail for years to come.
For homes with attitude.
Small — A4 (21 × 29.7 cm / 8.3 × 11.7 in)
Medium — 30 × 40 cm (12 × 16 in)
Large — 50 × 70 cm (20 × 28 in)
Extra Large — A1 (59.4 × 84.1 cm / 23.4 × 33.1 in)
Statement — 70 × 100 cm (28 × 40 in)
Hahnemühle German Etching 310gsm museum-quality paper
100% cotton fine art paper
Archival Giclée print
Rich Matte finish
Unframed
Designed exclusively by Alma Atelier.
Every piece begins as an original artwork, created by hand (specifically by Maria & Alexandra- just two humans with an unhealthy attachment to cinema and beautiful cool things) with paint, pencil or digital tools before becoming a fine art print.
Made to order - Worldwide Shipping
Production time: 1-3 business days
Produced by our print partner in the country closest to you — UK, Europe, US or Australia. This means zero taxes and customs for most destinations.
"I've never bought twice from a shop or left a review, but this was so unique and adorable that I had to. You guys are super creative and talented!"
"Love this print. I put it up in my bedroom and I love staring at it daily. It is soooo chic. I did 24x36, put it in a vintage frame from a thrift store and ughh — amazing!"
"Utterly rapid delivery, extremely high quality prints. Maria and Alexandra have been attentive with their responses. I will 100% be buying from this small business again."
